When people say “I bought these for $300”
and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”
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We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in case you’re hiding from a killer and can’t talk
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Best friends.
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.

and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”









